Sunday, August 2, 2009

The Wedding Blues Aftermath

So I went for said wedding. Got there thursday night, picked up my rental car. Guys that car was UGLY!!! OMG it was ugly. This stupid red thing that well.......it just so was not aesthetically pleasing. Was tempted to upgrade to a car with xm radio and sweet interiors but then i remembered my list, and remembered i still had spending to do and i resisted (BOY it was hard!!). so i put my stuff in the car, attach my gps, type in the address of the hotel and drive off. i'm almost out out of the airport, in fact i'm practically ON the highway.......and my gps is still "acquiring satellite". now, i arrived at after midnight, i'm in a strange STATE (not even town o!) and my stupid gps has no idea what to do. so i'm driving along, waiting, and of course promptly take the wrong exit and end up in the very deserted, very weird looking area and i'm driving at like 10 mph. i check that my doors are locked, make sure my phone has service then cruise. while i drive, i try to remember the black to white population ratio and anything i'd ever heard about cops and DWBs in this state. finally, >ping< then "turn right" o thank you God my gps has found its bearing! i finally arrive at the hotel. the guy on night duty looked like he was a Level 10 warlock in World of Warcraft complete with the glasses, funny teeth, and freckle-pimples. but thats ok, i like WoW so its all good. i pick up the keys to the room and lament that i'm hungry. the sweetheart offers me fresh doughnuts (there's this AWESOME bakery adjacent to the hotel). i smile sweetly then head up 2 my room. sleep

friday morning: wake up refreshed. go downstairs for breakfast. return to my room and lounge. aaah that morning was the highlight! the rest of the day was spent as an airport shuttle service. think i went like 4 times to the airport to pick people up. oh well. not complaining. finally got me time at around 11 pm by sneaking into my car with a book. stayed there and read until 1 am.......

saturday: engagement, then wedding. those were fun. met a guy i used to wink at in school but never hooked up with. flirted some. fell madly and irrevocably in love with this chick :) it was a good wedding. our boy looked really and truly happy and his wife is gorgeous and very much in love with him. dont get no better than that!

got up the next morning at an ungodly hour to drop some friends off at the airport. then hung out at the mall with my new love until i dropped HER off at the airport. then i went back to the hotel for some much needed alone time.

got up monday at yet another ungodly hour and drove to the airport. returned the car. got on the tram. picked up my boarding pass. got in line at security.......then discovered i had lost my wallet.............
i lost it. cried and cried (i had had maybe 8 hours of sleep total the whole weekend) then went to report it. then cried and cried some more. luckily, my wallet was found. everything intact. but i'd missed my flight. was put on standby, but couldn't get on that one. was put on the next standby, that one got canceled. basically spent the entire day at an airport. think i figured out all the nooks and crannies. finally made it home just before dark. needless to say i will not be repeating this experience anytime soon.....

and caramelD? babe, if you ever figure out how to get a guy off your mind please let me know. i'm in the same damn predicament. GRRRRRRR

8 comments:

ManCee said...

Na wah o...
That what I call a hectic weekend.
PLUS I still insist that weddings dont have to be a burden on your loved ones.
Anyways...glad you got your wallet back. Where did you lose it inthe first place...you didnt say.

Whats all these craze about getting rid of guyz? If he can maintain a seat in your mind and he's not an ogre (in act and looks)-sounds like a good thing to me...why not leave it alone and see where it goes, eh?
(unless there r some other reasons sha)

Freaksho said...

you know why i'm smiling.
i hope to high heaven you took pictures or i'm going to reach through this internet and kick your geek ass.
proud of you, by the way.

incoherent said...

@ mancee it wasnt so bad i'm glad i was there. every dime was worth. love that boy to death n i'm glad he's happy!

incoherent said...

o and mancee if the guy isnt exactly interested and is just stringing u along just in case one day he MIGHT be,....then its time to haul ass

and i lost my wallet near the tram. was running to get thru security. they're awesomely honest at the airport!

Muse said...

inco and xxx sitting on a tree, K I S S I N G!

CaramelD said...

Heyyyyyy I'm late oh!!!! Sounds like a right proper Naija wedding, complete with airport trips. Can we swap pictures? ;)

Glad you found your wallet, they really ARE honest!!

@Mancee, when they guy is more dream than reality then your brain needs to re-boot.

incoherent said...

@ caramelD sure! figure out a way to exchange emails. and PLEASE help me tell mancee o!

CaramelD said...

My blogger email carameldelightinc@yahoo.co.uk