Happy International Women's Day to all the women! You are still incomplete if a man hasn't given you his surname. You are still useless if you're not producing more humans. You are utterly without worth if you can't cook or clean. You are a total slut for doing what YOU want with YOUR body and just stop asking for equal pay would ya? You can work and get maternity leave. You getting pregnant already costs your company enough money. Oh, and it is totally your fault the world is the way it is because you insist on working, and having a say, and being treated as a human so yeah divorce and corruption and "moral decay" is all YOUR fault! If only you'd stayed home and thrown out all your shoes.....
And black women, black African women? Hi. Aren't you the lucky ones? First you have the white women to whitewash (oh sweet sweet puns I love you so) your causes for you. Then you have the non-African blacks pitying you cuz you know, you have no clothes and haven't eaten in days. Do you even know when it's Christmas? Then you have your own black, African women who wish you would just shut up for a little while. You make men uncomfortable. There is nothing wrong with how life has been. Stop being so angry all the time. You know if you acted just that more girlie you'd totally get laid right? Or are you a lesbian? I know most of you feminist types are. It is not our culture o!
Anyway, happy international women's day. Keep up the good fight. At least until you finally meet a nice boy to tame you and marry you. Once you start having children you will forget all these things. Especially seeing as you will have so many Mother's Days all to yourself! See how nice the world is?
Honestly, women are so ungrateful.
