BEST BUY!!! GIVE ME A JOB!!

Yeah yeah those who know me and know Best Buy think....... well KNOW I'm overqualified to work there. But nonya! Cuz you forget I'm an "alien" in this country and so less than a nobody cuz "i'm not of this planet" (see dictionary definition of "alien") so I have to find work where I can. And really guys, if you really do know me you know I think BEST BUY ROCKS!! It is my favourite store in the world and I would be ecstatic to work there. So if anyone out there knows any1 in the HR dept there, put in a good word for me........